bts: jungkook, talk to your friends!!
fan: v oppa, please show us your acting as a male lead who is suffering from a tragic heartbreak. show us how you’ll hold on to the girl.
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Yongguk for Inkigayo Magazine
Jongup: So Chanhwi senior's "Tears"
Daehyun: He's good at the Naruto theme song too. (referring to Jongup)
Jongup: Yongguk hyung would be a boulder (he’s reliable and reassures us), Zelo would be a shaking boulder (because he’s still young, his rebellious stage still hasn’t come to him, and he’s indecisive), Youngjae hyung would be a monkey (it’s the smartest among animals and can be used), Daehyun hyung would be a wolf (the truth is wolves are romanticists), and Himchan hyung would be Ryuk from ‘Death Note’ (because he looks like him).